Unique Mugs

Paranoia Coffee Mug | Funny Mug | Sarcasm | Humor | Sobriety Mug | Mental Health | Sobriety Gift | Coffee Cup | Office Mug


  • Details
    They lied. They really are out to get you. And It's not paranoia if they're really out to get you.

    This funny mug holds your coffee and (maybe) tames your anxiety. Great for outing pesky coworkers or as a sobriety gift.

    It's as at home in the kitchen as it is in the office.

    All sarcasm fully intended.

    Whether you're drinking your morning coffee, your evening tea, or something in between – this mug's for you! It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.

    • Ceramic
    • Dishwasher and microwave safe
    • White and glossy

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  • Shipping & Policies

    Shipping from United States

    Processing time

    7-8 business days

    Customs and import taxes

    Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

    Payment Options

    Secure options
    • Accepts Etsy gift cards

    Returns & Exchanges

    I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations

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